How Many MoCo Students Does It Take To Screw in a Light Bulb?
MONTGOMERY BLAIR: Eleven - One to buy the bulb, five magnets to write a computer program that would more effectively route power to the new bulb, three CAP kids to come up with a cool new way to document how the bulb is screwed in, and two other kids to provide entertainment with the daily lunchtime fight.
BETHESDA-CHEVY CHASE: Three - One to screw it in and two to sculpt the old one into a bong.
CHURCHILL: None - Their butlers do it for them.
DAMASCUS: They're still working on it.
POOLESVILLE: Twelve - Six to hike to the nearest village to buy a new one, one to screw it in, and five to plow the fields and feed the oxen while the other seven are occupied.
QUINCE ORCHARD : 3 - One to go find any of the four minority students at QO, the minority student to change it, and the security guard to make sure that he doesn't steal the old one.
RICHARD MONTGOMERY: Two - One to screw it in perfectly, and another to kill himself when he finds out that the first guy did it better than him.
ROCKVILLE: Three -One to steal the bulb from a car in the parking lot, one to screw it back into his or her own car and one to shout that Rockville is bigger than Poolesville.
SENECA VALLEY: Three - One to go steal a bulb from the local CVS, one to proclaim the fact that yes, Germantown has a ghetto, and one with the JEEP to drive them back to school.
SHERWOOD: Six - One varsity athlete to change it, four of his friends to help him with his geometry homework, and one security guard to watch the girls with knives.
SPRINGBROOK: Four - One to change the bulb, one to point out that Springbrook's bulbs are better than Blair's bulbs, one to point out that they lost to Blair, and one to shoot the third kid for saying that.
WATKINS MILL: One - He whines about how if it were Quince Orchard, there would be more minority people to change the bulb!
WHITMAN : Three - One to change the bulb, one to bring the Lexus, and one to whine about where the personal valet who was supposed to change it went.
WOOTTON: Three - One to get her daddy to buy her a lightbulb, one to get her daddy to screw it in, and one to remind them about her drunk night of partying that broke the bulb in the first place.
MAGRUDER: Ten- Three to pick the remaining corn, one to plow the fields, one to screw in the bulb and five poms cheer about it.
KENNEDY: None- who cares about lighbulbs when there's crack to be dealt and gang wars to be won.
WHEATON: Three- one to hot wire a car, and two to break into their own trailers and steal one.
EINSTEIN: Two- One to screw it in and one to draw some messed up "modern piece" about the agony of light bulbs, but in the end they try to play it off like Kennedy.
WALTER JOHNSON: Three: One to screw it in, one to blow him and one to complain about how "ghetto" their school is.
PAINT BRANCH: Eigth- One to figure out how to do it better than Springbrook did, and seven to argue that Burtonsville is not hicksville.
STONE RIDGE: 201- One to convince a Prep guy to do it in exchanged for "favors" and 200 to spread the gossip.
GAITHERSBURG- Two- One to go around to all the other schools and see which way is most popular, and one to do it just like Senenca Valley.
GEORGETOWN PREP: Two - One to screw it in and one to buy an inflatable sheep so they can party all night long.
GONZAGA: Ten - A female teacher to change it, eight students to look up her skirt while she does it, and a priest so they can go confess their sin the next Sunday.
GOOD COUNSEL: 301 - One to screw it in and three hundred to decorate each other's cars with colored marker to celebrate the occasion.
HOLY CROSS: Four - One to change it and three to pick out the perfect Patagonia outfit for the occasion.
LANDON: one - But he tries to do it like the guys at Prep.
BLAKE: Six - one to change it, one to spit on the other one, two to stab the second one to death, one to run her over with a car, and one to point out that none of them go to Blake anyway.
NORTHWOOD HIGH SCHOOL: ten; 1 teacher to notice it's been out for a month, 4 maintenance men to find a working light bulb, 1 MST to screw it in, 3 security guards to hunt down the student who "broke" said bulb and 1 assistant principal to hold an assembly about respecting school rules and raising prom money.
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